Friday May 20 2011

May 20, 2011 · Majority Report

Here it is, folks. The last show before the end of the world.

Tomorrow some of you will be leaving us thanks to the Rapture. For those who stick around, if we too are left behind (we’re planning on it), we promise to continue keeping you entertained in the months of eternal damnation ahead.

On today’s show, we have Chris Rosen (@42inchtv) with his Weekend Movie Reviews. If you’re going to see anything he recommends (unlikely), you should plan on watching it tonight.

We also will be joined by Cliff Schecter (@cliffschecter)! PLUS we have not ONE, not TWO…but THREE week in review songs. Looks like Jimmy Reefercake (@JimmyReefercake) has some competition!

Listener dagseoul mentioned us in this great post.

A great rapture day prank.

Sing along with our week in review songs!

Andy Croop’s song:

News in review for the week of May 16th

The rapture is coming so I’ll try to keep this brief

The debt ceiling was reached, Coburn quit

And still the Sunday talk shows are a right wing  bully pulpit

Update on the tallest-midget fight

Huckster and the Don already said ‘goodnight’

Newt’s on the record, quoting him’s a lie

Santorum isn’t worth a line

Meanwhile here on Majority.FM

We need more members to stay fighting trim

Where else can you get Digby’s dulcet tones?

And Rosen’s whiny bitch and moans?

The Screaming Majority’s week in review song:

your church has turned against you for the way you screw the poor

obama killed osama now could we have one less war?”

you need a drink or seven, you crying corporate whore

two martini three martini floor

orange you glad you’re orange

 

boneheads of the media said ryan was the man

but old folks like their medicare and the elephants all ran

it makes you cry the way your party threw away the plan

at least you still got your tan

 

orange you glad

orange you glad

orange you glad

you’re orange!

 

don the chump and huckleberry haven’t got the stones

to lead the grand old party to feast upon our bones

and mitt the twit that hypocrite he hates all student loans

but jean bonaire has good skin tones (for ohio)

 

orange you glad

orange you glad

orange you glad

you’re orange!

 

orange you glad

orange you glad

orange you glad

you’re orange!

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